Fuck People.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
12/21/2015 at 15:34 • Filed to: None

My apartment got broken into.

I didnt lose anything of value, but my roommates collectively had three laptops stolen. Even more concerning, one of my roommates had his shotgun stolen. What sucks even more was I was the only one with renters insurance.

This, plus my rear window getting smashed, and another roommate getting sexually assaulted on my couch I cant wait for the lease to be up.

Sigh, fuck people.

Have a P1

DISCUSSION (29)

OPPOsaurus WRX > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:40

holy crap where do you live?

My parents house was brokein into when i was about 10. i still want to find those fuckers and beat them stupider

CB > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:40

Shit. I’m guessing that the cops have already been informed about the shotgun? That really fucking sucks.

scoob > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:41

That fucking sucks.

You should invest in a security cam. We just got one, and set it up so that each time it detects movement it sends an email/text to us. Software was a pain in the ass, but at least it works now.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:43

The ‘good’ news is that since a gun was stolen the police will actually investigate instead of going, “oh, that sucks, we’ll send somebody by to take a statement.”

-this space for rent- > scoob
12/21/2015 at 15:45

+1 on cameras. I sent a trio to jail several years ago because I had them and their car on camera after they broke into my house.

For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:45

If a shotgun was stolen, the police might actually investigate, so yay?

Also, a katana is a good investment if you’re in college.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > OPPOsaurus WRX
12/21/2015 at 15:45

A relatively quiet college town. Just shitty fucking luck from the looks of it.

EL_ULY > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:46

what the fucking fuck! Man dude hope your luck changes ASAP!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:50

I know that sinking feeling. When I was a freshman, I got burgled my second month into my lease — by the people down the hall. Stole a very expensive laptop that basically had my entire life on it... ugh.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:52

They didn’t happen to steal like 100 fantasy football points and your fantasy QB did they?

On a serious note though that blows.

Sneaky Pete > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:52

It’s a horrible feeling knowing someone broke into your place and was rummaging around in your shit. Burglars and thieves are scum. Sorey to hear and hope they catch the person(s).

smobgirl > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 15:57

Ugh, that's awful. It's the one thing that really worries me when I travel all the time for work. I hope the cops catch them.

iSureWilll > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 16:12

Sucks to hear man! My lady and I live in an apartment and I’ve always felt they would be much safer than a house since you have neighbors so close if someone breaks in. Lucky for me, I’m on the 3rd floor and there is only 1 exit so people would have to be pretty stupid to break in.

Sounds like your roommates don’t have the best of luck either. If I was around when the assault happened, the perp would be outside bleeding all over the sidewalk until the police showed up.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > iSureWilll
12/21/2015 at 16:16

Yeah, kid with the shotgun was her older brother. He was literally about to leave to kill the kid, my other roommate had to talk him down to let him at least think about it before doing something.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > iSureWilll
12/21/2015 at 16:17

Wise move to take them outside, don’t wanna have to clean the carpet...I like this policy

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 16:19

Damn man. Trying to think of what “relatively quiet college town” this could be in.

My dorm got broken into while I was at State. We think my room mate was targeted because they took almost specifically his stuff, even unwired a surround sound system. It was over winter break so they knew they had time to do it. I got back to school and called my roommate saying hey man, when you coming back with the TV?

“I DIDN’T TAKE IT HOME”...I guess I’m calling the cops now....

iSureWilll > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 16:25

These days you would have to do it while it was happening otherwise it’s “unjustified”. 30 years ago you could probably get away with it.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/21/2015 at 16:25

Yeah, this guy left the speakers, the bass, and the game consoles. He was looking for easy to carry stuff for sure.

iSureWilll > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/21/2015 at 16:25

Hopefully the blood stained sidewalk would deter future would-be criminals.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 16:53

Definitely.

Fuck, sorry man.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > iSureWilll
12/21/2015 at 16:54

man this plan keeps getting better

What do you think a sign over it that says “blood of the last guy who tried to rob me/assault my friends”

iSureWilll > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
12/21/2015 at 18:49

Sounds good to me!

GeorgeyBoy > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 21:02

My neighbor got broken into last year. Ended up being some people across from us. Police got it back in less than a day.

Just wondering, door unlocked? Are you guys still up there? I’m literally the only car in the parking lot right now, I have that feeling someone might try something over break.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > GeorgeyBoy
12/21/2015 at 21:13

You live in a Copper, right?

Well they went in the rear floor basement bedroom window and just had a field day after that.

GeorgeyBoy > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 21:18

Yes. Guess I’ll go make sure our basement windows are locked.

Was anyone up there to catch it?

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > GeorgeyBoy
12/21/2015 at 21:21

I had two roommates still there, but they werent home.

Part of me is kind of happy about that, simply because I wouldnt be surprised if the one who had the shotgun very possibly would have killed the guy...

GeorgeyBoy > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 21:29

Hopefully the police will help.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > GeorgeyBoy
12/21/2015 at 21:36

Well since a firearm was invloved it should get an actual investigation, along with I’m hearing other people in the complex got hit too. So, I can hope.

Chasaboo > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
12/21/2015 at 23:04

Welcome to the real world.

And your roommate doesn’t hide guns too well.